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The Ghastly McNastys and the Jam Sandwich Adventure
Published by Sleepydog for iPhone and iPod touch
The Ghastly McNastys and the Jam Sandwich Adventure is a nasty gruesome story featuring fearsome pirates, fearless children, a cat that thinks it’s a dog, a great white whale called Little Fred and a second mate called Mrs Slime, whose nose drips at 2.7miles per hour. It is a truly terrifying adventure for brave children everywhere, but if any adult reads even a word of it they should be made to walk the plank immediately into the nearest shark infested sea or a swimming pool full of cold custard.
The McNasty twins are the nastiest pirates every to have sailed the seven seas. Everyone hates them. That’s because they are cruel, blood-thirsty and never say “please” or “thank you” and always eat the last chocolate biscuit and put the empty packet back in the cupboard. They were excluded from pirate school for cutting off all the girls’ plaits and holding the head teacher for ransom in the art cupboard.
They think that all the treasure in the world should belong to them and they will stop at nothing to get their nasty unwashed hands on it. So when Hetty and Tat and a cat called Dog find the priceless Nalgobrqcos treasure, the ghastly McNastys are determined to steal it for themselves. Even if they have to tell very big fibs and consult 101 Ways to Dispose of Horrible, Horrendous and Hideous Children to get it.
But they haven’t reckoned on Tat’s bravery, Hetty’s brains and just how sticky things can get when jam sandwiches are involved…
REVIEWERS SAY:
“Sweaty socks and squeaky pants! It’s so funny, I’d give my leg for this book.” Long John Silver
“Does nothing to improve the reputation of pirates.” Pirate Weekly
FEATURES:
•Equivalent to a 120-page book
•All Sleepydog books come with a fun quiz at the end!
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