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There was this Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. This Chinese lady was not very good in English, but somehow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in expiration, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn’t know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She can’t find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
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Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!


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Last changed:

Aug 15, 2011

Category:

Entertainment

Developer:

ipmart.com

Version:

1.1

Average Rating:

3.50 (6)

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