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Alienator

Aliens are coming soon, if they are not already here. We have studied the available scientific research and reviewed countless movies and video games to produce the world's first Alien Communication Device: Alienator.

What will you do when a saucer hovers overhead? How are you going to communicate with Greys that may want to use you for medical experiments? Alienator is the answer. This revolutionary application uses the latest in lightboard technology to translate your message into a form that extra-terrestrials will understand. With this application installed on your iPhone or iPod Touch, you can rest assured that your next alien encounter will go well.

Key Features:

* 3 Lightboard configurations that cover the majority of local alien communication dialects
* 25 Pre-set messages that enable you to quickly communicate before an alien can capture you or start to erase your memory
* 4 sound configurations that will help you to fine-tune your message
* Ability to enter your own ad-hoc message. This feature has been added to help you carry on a conversation with an alien. You might start out with a pre-set message to indicate to the extraterrestrial that you are an intelligent lifeform. You can then begin to converse with the alien, maybe asking them how was their trip, or suggesting they abduct a troublesome neighbor, etc.
* Loop and speed controls. Aliens can interpret information much more quickly than humans so if there is an emergency encounter, set the controls to the fastest speed and turn the loop control on while you duck behind a sturdy object.


Instructions for Use:
At the first sign of a UFO, start up the Alienator application, select an initial message, and start sending it. We recommend you pick a message based on the unique circumstances of the encounter. Although the screen may appear to be too small to communicate with Aliens hovering above you, we believe that they will be able to recognize that you are an intelligent being and not a cow to be mutilated.

During a personal encounter with an alien, start with friendly messages. Once you have established a rapport with them, you can start a conversation using the ad-hoc message feature. Upon the first sign of a laser blast or an intrusive medical device, switch immediately to a more subservient message. Turn up the volume and speed controls and turn on looping. Once the aliens have understood your message, direct them to someone you don't like for their experiments.

Special Note:
Aliens may already be here disguised as humans. If you suspect that someone is an alien, send them a message using the Alienator and watch their response. If they pretend they don't understand the message, you may be in trouble as they will know that you have compromised their disguise. Be careful!

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Last changed:

Jun 08, 2009

Category:

Entertainment

Developer:

uncommonapps.com

Version:

1.0

Average Rating:

2.00 (7)

Size:

5.6 MB

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