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OFFICIAL! NEW FROM MODERN TOSS!
Thinking about buying an iPhone App? Yeah looks like it ’an all! From the people that brought you Home Clubber, Space Argument and Mr Tourette, comes the POCKET SHOUTER, the OFFICIAL iPhone App of the Drive-By Abuser, yeah?
With 50 ball breaking audio clips from everyone’s favourite animated man on a scooter, it’s the perfect way to lift the spirits of any occasion. That wedding getting everyone down? Cheer people up with a blast of “It’s all a load of (RUDE WORD REMOVED) innit!” Dreading that meeting with your wife and children? Just press ‘See Ya Around Yeah!’. Driving past a village flowerbed? Press ‘Village Flowerbed is it?’ and leg it before the vicar declares you a public menace…
Sample clips include the classic ‘Mate! Oi Mate!!’, the unforgettable ‘You’re stuck in a rut!’ and the highly versatile ‘Baking a French stick are ya?’ It’s also got that one about Baron Lord Dave Fontleroy. Play it through your phone or, better still, plug it into the car stereo and frighten bystanders as you’re waiting at the traffic lights. Good luck to you yeah! I wouldn't have the nerve!!
Anyway, here’s what the people* are saying about DRIVE-BY ABUSER’S POCKET SHOUTER:
"He's a master of the bleedin obvious…"
"He’s like Banksy except with sound…"
“Surely this is what the iPhone was invented for…”
“I've given up talking, this is now my only form of communication…”
“From the moment I saw it I was convulsed with laughter.”
(* In the Modern Toss office)
8 new clips!
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