App removed from site
We're sorry, "Excuse Me: FARTS for FREE" has been removed from the App Store.
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We're sorry, "Excuse Me: FARTS for FREE" has been removed from the App Store.
Please return to the front page and use the search box above to find another app.
Free farts.. the way it should be!
Check out our great list of features:
- 16 HILARIOUS Fart Sounds
- THE BLAME GAME to keep people guessing
- MOTION DETECTION for the perfect surprise
- SCREEN BLACKOUT to cover your tracks
- RANDOM SELECTION if you just can't decide
- TIMER DELAY so you can "Set it... and forget it!"
- REPEAT, because once is never enough
- VIBRATIONS for the added realism
Whoopee cushions get a laugh, but get you caught. Excuse Me leaves behind no evidence and provides endless good times. This application offers a wide range of experiences, some so real you might check your pants. While all 16 of the hilarious fart sounds have a descriptive title, they have been organized into 4 categories: Squeaker, Duck, Putt, and Radioactive.
The perfect gag for family gatherings, parties, school, bathrooms, and any other place you want a good laugh. Relive all those great childhood memories but don't forget to say, "Excuse Me!"
- Updated graphics and icon for iOS4
- Some small bug fixes.
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