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George Constanza - VisualBoard
Ok boys and girls, let's all admit it: there is a little bit of George in each one of us. This app is for all of you out there.
Seinfeld was 'a show about nothing', and yet, years after its last season, it's still everybody's favorite show ! George has variously been described as a "short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man", "Lord of the Idiots", and as "the greatest sitcom character of all time". Jason Alexander is a true genius and this app is a tribute to his talent.
Here are some of the quotes available:
- My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents
- I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body
- The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli
- I had no idea you were filled with such... sexuality
- Believe it or not, George isn't at home... please leave a message at the beep
- OMG, I can't believe it. I am a father. I did it. My boys can swim!
- You're giving me the `it's not you it's me` routine? I invented `it's not you it's me`. Nobody tells me it's them not me. If it's anybody it's me
- What's going on here?
- I was in the POOL! I was in the POOL!
- Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
- I am a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters.
- Just remember... it's not a lie if you believe it
- My father wears his sneakers in the pool. SNEAKERS!!
- Well, I've got just the thing to cheer you up: a COMPUTER
- Last time I got the tap. You know, you are going along, you think everything is allright. All of a sudden, you... you get that, you know... all right that's enough, you're through.
- Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
** DISCLAIMER **
"George Constanza - VisualBoard" is intended for novelty use only. mySebPro, LLC will not be held responsible for any inappropriate behavior caused while using this product. The price charged for "George Constanza - VisualBoard" covers development costs only. All names, sounds and images are copyrighted and trademarked by their respective owners.
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- Last changed:
- Jan 27, 2010
- Category:
- Entertainment
- Developer:
- mySebPro, LLC
- Version:
- 1.0
- Average Rating:
- 3.00 (17)
- Size:
- 6.4 MB
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