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iHandout
It seems that asking for a handout, bailout, stimulus package, or just plain begging is the most effective way to make the big bucks these days. Yes indeed, pandering has been raised to a new level in modern times. Need a few billion dollars to get your company through the next month or so, just put your hand out and ask.
This pandering can become quite exhausting, especially for corporate big boys who may be a bit out of shape and winded after a few rounds of golf at the country club, or from trucking huge sacks of our money to the bank.
Enter iHandout! Simply start the application, tap on the wrist, and the hand will open and ask anyone within earshot for financial assistance. You can even put it on repeat mode and it will automatically cycle through a list of common panhandling sayings, and some modern ones as well.
Included Sayings:
"Can I get a couple billion to get me through the month?"
"Got any spare change?"
"Give me a dollar!"
"Brother can you spare a dime?"
"Give me a quarter!"
"Give me all your money!"
"Would you mind donating to my favorite charity...me?"
"This is for the good of one of my favorite people...me!"
"Where's my stimulus check?"
"I'll kindly pay you Tuesday for a million dollars today!"
We will add some more sayings as they make their way into our popular lexicon. We want to make sure to be up to date.
With iHandout, you too can take advantage of the latest business craze hitting corporate America.
Good luck, and happy pandering!
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- Last changed:
- Jan 19, 2010
- Category:
- Entertainment
- Developer:
- Rocket Hippo
- Version:
- 1.0
- Average Rating:
- 2.50 (39)
- Size:
- 1.1 MB
