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Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Jack Bauer."

Jack Bauer can judge a book by its cover.

Love does not hurt. Jack Bauer does.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Jack Bauer". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Jack Bauer once and he will kill you.

Jack Bauer will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Jack Bauer 3. Cancer.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Jack Bauer.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Jack Bauer.

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.''

It takes Jack Bauer 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Guns don't kill people. Jack Bauer kills people.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Jack Bauer was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

Jack Bauer never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Jack Bauer does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Jack Bauer makes onions cry.

Jack Bauer can delete the Recycling Bin.

Jack Bauer can drown a fish.


... and a lot more facts in the application that will keep you laughing for hours.

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Last changed:

Jun 04, 2010

Category:

Entertainment

Developer:

Innovation Dreams AB

Version:

1.0

Average Rating:

3.50 (5)

Size:

3.3 MB

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