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Introducing Technologically Impaired Duck, portraying every who knows nothing about technology.
"The Internet is down."
"I'll call Google."
"Don't turn the monitor off!'
"I haven't saved my work."
"My computer is getting pretty warm."
"I should turn my firewall off."
"My computer froze up?"
"Hang on, I'll get the hairdryer."
This app contains a collection of Technologically Impaired Duck quotes:
-Giant collection, tons of quotes.
-Can go through the in order or randomized. Touch and hold to get back to the main menu.
-No Internet connection required! Don't really on people's shoddy servers to use the app you paid for.
-Regular updates adding new quotes on a regular basis!
Check out friends of Technologically Impaired Duck including: Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin, Courage Wolf, Depression Dog, Rich Raven and Success Kid.
-New quotes added
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