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Viz’s legendary publication ‘Roger’s PROFANISAURUS’ now fits in your pocket on the iPhone!
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Don't know the difference between 'stabbing the cat' and 'feeding the ducks'? Don't know when to take a 'monkey's fag break’? You need Roger's Profanisaurus! - the ultimate in schoolboy humour (that is definitely not for children). Roger Mellie presents this updated dictionary of swearing that gives a hilarious new angle to many previously innocently-used words.
No lavatory is complete without a Profanisaurus! After all, what else could you read whilst you're sitting on the 'chod bin' trying not to 'breach the hull' or commit a 'Wee-Harvey Oswald'?
UPDATE - Viz Profanisaurus update 1.2 The Viz Profanisaurus has been updated for OS4! Random profanity generator now works, and you can submit your profanities to Facebook again
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