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Minotaur China Shop

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In ancient times, there lived a dreadful beast descended from the divine bovine: The MINOTAUR. Though fearless and powerful, his strength was his undoing. While perusing a CHINA SHOP one day, the MINOTAUR accidentally bumped into a shelf and entered a state of MINOTAUR RAGE, destroying the store.

Due to racial injustices in ancient legal systems, his MINOTAUR RAGE defense was dismissed and the MINOTAUR was banished to the LABYRINTH.

After serving half his sentence, the MINOTAUR has been released on good behavior (thanks to progressive movements sympathetic to his disorder). Armed with MINOTAUR RAGE INSURANCE and a business license, can the MINOTAUR control himself and realize his dream of selling FINE CHINA?

FEATURES 'N STUFF

- Full widescreen/HD resolution support
- Unique physics-based animation
- Historically accurate China Shop simulation
- Real 100% genuine Minotaur

CRITICAL RECEPTION

"Seriously, what's not to like about this game? Even typing the name out is fun. Minotaur China Shop. There. See what I mean?" -Destructoid

"I never did anything wrong. I've been a decent minotaur – I never asked to be this way." -Rock, Paper, Shotgun

"This game is a better demonstration of the psychology behind the current global financial meltdown than any turgid article or chart analysis could ever be." -Play This Thing

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Last changed:

Feb 23, 2011

Category:

Games

Developer:

Flashbang Studios

Version:

1.0.0

Average Rating:

5.00 (5)

Size:

14.8 MB

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